Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!