Benefit Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Early Retirement Jokes More Early Retirement Jokes

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What is ISIS' favourite file type?

exe

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Ease Jokes More Ease Jokes

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.