What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.