What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.