What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.