Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you