Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.