What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.