Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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The Battle of the Bulge.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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They both can't reach really far.

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There was a chink in his armor.

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There was a chink in it.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.