How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?

Jergen's lotion.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."