He forgot his safe word.
It had Barkinsons
Die Hard
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Cross fit.
An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.
I want to know her secret
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
he forgot the safe word
