How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.