How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.