How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.