How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.