What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.