What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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Whale-Kin

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Cause all their pants are half-off

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Clothes but no cigar...

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !