Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
An upper crust.
Dried red paint
A tumblr.
Texas after a drought.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Papal towels.
Polly unsaturated!
A woman with a towel fetish
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A waterfell.
Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
Dried Cherries
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Raisin Bran
100% chance of snow
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
A Pedofile
Bath towels...
They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.
He couldn't trust his hose.
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
A: They make good paddles.
Because all of his hose had kinks.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
