What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg