What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

Dyke Jokes More Dyke Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Shatter Jokes More Shatter Jokes

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

Why doesn't a window scream when you shatter it?

Because it's paneless.