What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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FAP!!!"

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Because they can't put their finger on it.

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Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

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DYKE HARD

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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Because it's paneless.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!