What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.