How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

West Jokes More West Jokes

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead