How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

West Jokes More West Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness