What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.