What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.