What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

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What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE