What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.