What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS