What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas