What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk