What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!