What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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It gets wet.

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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Adders !

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.