What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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5 minutes

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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Dumbo !

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Sum of beaches.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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An Otto-mobile