How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.