What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

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Fruit of the womb.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip