What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.