Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

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What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What are you hiding in there?

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.