Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.