Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)