What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.