What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.