Willie Nelson Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

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What's the worst possible thing to hear while you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson." David Sadaris

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Willie Nelson Concert Jokes More Willie Nelson Concert Jokes

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Nelson Jokes More Nelson Jokes

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.