What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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Americans who voted for Hillary

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A chair.

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Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off