What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What's the phone number of Clucking Bell?

99 6dip74545cheese

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What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.