What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

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What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.