How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.