Bit Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

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Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.