Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."