How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.