How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.