What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.