What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Previous Random Joke Next
Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

9 Inch Jokes More 9 Inch Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage