What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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What do you call a showoff Texan?

tatious.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

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What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.