What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"