How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke?

No, you're the joke :3

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.