What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste