What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here