How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."