What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions