What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams