What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

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What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.