What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.