What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

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Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds