4 Second Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

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Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Traveller Jokes More Traveller Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What does a time traveller do when he's hungry?

He goes back four seconds!