What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.