Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.