What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks