Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock