Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure