What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.