What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.